Whinge, Moan, Complain

My new computer has Windows media Centre, Great! I thought I can watch TV! I didn't get it with built in TV card, but WMC has 'Online spotlight' where you can watch very limited stuff via BBand, such BBC News. But most times when I try to use it the whole thing freezes on a black screen and I have to restart. Or it seems to work OK then the sound goes and starts making a horrible noise. So I bought, new from e-bay a DVB-T USB Digital Receiver. I checked before that I live in a freeview area, and I do. But it doesn't work even with the external ariel. I tried it at my Mum's and it works there, but she doesn't need it. The house where I live needs a new ariel, but my landlady is hardly going to get one, she is old, can't see the TV and so doesn't care about the picture quality. I wonder if one of those indoor digital aerials will work?

New Facility at Tesco Stores

One day, Derek is speaking to his friend Giles and says to him "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor, but its expensive going private". Giles replied "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money" "There's a diagnostic computer down at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong. It even tells you what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs £1." So Derek puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits £1 and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer gives a printout: ....You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epson Salts ...... (Aisle 8) . Avoid heavy activity and It will improve in two weeks... Thank you for shopping @ Tesco.

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Derek begins wondering if the computer can be fooled. He mixes some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, a urine samples from his wife, and a sperm sample for good measure. He hurries back to Tesco, eager to check the results. He deposits £1, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your wife is pregnant.... Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor. See legal advice at the back of the store ...............
4. .................. and if you don't stop playing with yourself, your tennis elbow will never get any better. Thank You for shopping @ Tesco.

... is what I had yesterday. I woke up early in my blokes bed, with birds singing, sun shining, his soft skin and hard cock cuddling up to me - Mmmm very nice. After sex, slowly getting up for a shower, a walk in the woods and cooked breakfast at the cafe in the woods. But then at the end of the day I go home to my empty bed until next weekend.

This summer weather reminds me of summer two years ago when I got together with my bloke. We both work at the same place and we were both in relationships where we didn't get much sex. Here is the confession, and we did it in the office; in his office and my office and toilets and the kitchen!! When no-one else was in of course. I can't believe we did that! It makes me smile.

Once my Mum looked out of her bedroom window and saw a couple from down the road having a shag on the grass, under a bush outside her house! Have any of you done it where you shouldn't have? Where was it? Did you get caught?