Whinge, Moan, Complain

Bad quality pics and video from my mobile:

In the morning we went for a walk in some beautiful bluebell woods near Tring in Herts. I've never seen so many bluebells in one place, I wish I had taken my camera. I took a couple of pic with my phone, but the quality isn't good. After a pub lunch, the afternoon was spent walking along a canal, where we were lucky enough to see a Kingfisher! Here is a picture of one I found on the internet.

My favorite ...

Herb: Coriander
Spice: Cumin
Oil: Patchouli
Smells: Rain in summer, new jigsaws, leather, new books, oil paint, sweat, baking bread, cut grass
Colours: Purple and burgundy
Food: Tarka Dall, Dark Chocolate, Thai curry, English breakfast with veggie sausage and crispy bacon, smoothy,
Fruit: Blueberry's, banana's, black cherry's
Veg: Spinach, broccoli, garlic
Sounds:Bird song, guitar, pc/printer/photocopier sounds, big bamboo chimes

I tried it for the first time last week. It is sooo nice! Almost as good as sex. So relaxing. I definitely recommend it.

I'm watching a programme about the A46, the most dangerous road in Britian. A bloke got kill cycling down there at night without lights!!! Why am I watching this? it's all about people who were killed in car accidents, it's so sad.

I'm feeling bit tired and depressed at the moment. I just feel like my life isn't going anywhere, relationships not going anywhere. No real friends. I don't realy fit in anywhere, not even with my family. Not enough money. It seems so difficult to change anything. I feel weak and useless. I'm stuck in my life, doing the same things every week and I'm just getting old. As Sleeper says,I need to make the most of life while I can!

Last week some time I was driving down the high street when I saw two policemen walking down the road. Yes real police, not community officers! I was so surprised that I got distracted nearly driving into the car in front!! I slammed on the breaks stopping just in time, both police now watching me, so I gave them a wave and went on my way.

(written in America, but men are the same here)

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You never have to grit your teeth when your privates itch. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Graying hair adds attraction. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.